Saturday, April 1, 2023

MAGAs React To Trump's NY Criminal Indictment, Cult Members Plan Kamikaze Attacks, Manifesto Reveals

U.S. authorities in New York are investigating reports of MAGA victims possibility involved in orchestrating kamikaze attacks targeted  at government installations as a mere protest, if Trump is incarcerated in coming days, according to state sources.

Zorillo Network 

April 1, 2023

Milwaukee, Wisconsin - In an April Fools Day exclusive, federal and local authorities in the Milwaukee metropolitan area have anonymously received a copy of a hand written manifesto letter left at a printing business that indicates former local leaders of the Make America Great Again (MAGA) cult movement from Franklin and Waukesha are planning a kamikaze pack attack in protest, if Donald J. Trump, 76, who was recently indicted in the hush-money political campaign by a Manhattan grand jury probe that attempted to prevent a porno actress from revealing Trump was not a good paying sex partner and engaged in a yellow shower fetish with her in bed before being elected president.

Trump published a press release calling the criminal indictment a political witch hunt.

Law enforcement sources who remained anonymous say that DNA found smeared in the MAGA kamikaze manifesto led to several MAGA cult leaders based in the Milwaukee metropolitan area. The MAGAs were also identified by their acts to create a fake MAGA Facebook page and a website with fake and false information that was written anonymously.

The fake Facebook MAGA page and website were connected to Mario Herrera, aka, La Maria and Dawn Maldonado, aka, La Convicta who in a social media post confessed to planning their intent to target Latinos not friendly to their Trump MAGA cult political ideology. 

Zorillo Network attempted to contact both MAGA cult leaders about the alleged manifesto, but attempts were unsuccessful. Their social media pages and website have become their propaganda tool to spread lies and engage in elicit activities. 

The once outspoken MAGAs around the country have gone underground and becomed sleeper cells awaiting Trump's command to rise again and take America back. Trump lost his reelection bid for president. Both Trump and the MAGA cult were rejected by the majority of Americans.

Herrera who is a born again Christian and was recently baptized, which today continues to have a weird fetish for Trump (close friends revealed) and Maldonado recently went to Puerto Rico to study interpretation and translating course 101 in Chineserican lingo.

A sleeper cell MAGA cult kamikaze attack is eminent, a Federal National Security Bureau (FNSB) source confirmed.

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