Monday, November 11, 2024

Latinotrumpers And The Homeless Elected 34-count Convicted Felon Trump President In Amerikkka On November 2024

The Democratic National Committee (DNC) is calling foul and that Trump stole the election on November 2024.

Zorillo Network
A Global Satire News Agency

November 11, 2024

U.S.A. - A national exit poll conducted nationwide by Zorillo Network found that more than 57% of Latinos and Latintrumpers (men) voted to elect former U.S. President and convicted felon Donald J. Trump. Which 45% of the low income voter that included the homeless population in the country were also instrumental in a MAGA Trump win.

Trump had a stress panic attack during election night on Tuesday, November 5, 2024, when he noticed that he was gaining the popular and Electorial vote. Trump (R) won by 279 Electorial votes compared to Kamala Harris (D) with 219 votes. The popular projected vote was 70.6M for Trump and 65.6M for Harris.

Final Electoral vote count total November 2024 Presidential Election: Trump 312 electoral votes, 75.1M, 50.3% of the popular vote, and Harris with 226 electoral votes, 71.8M, 48.1% of the popular vote.

The MAGA campaign for Trump were also stunned and would have never foreseen the major win by the Latintrumpers and Latino vote to Make Amerikkka Great Again (MAGA), or what ever that means.

Now, the MAGA campaign including the Republican National Committee (RNC) are scrambling to rewrite their White supremacist agenda to include the Latintrumpers with the MAGA political party that has for decades keep them as second class MAGAs and conditioned to follow as sheep no matter where Trump leads them tomorrow. If Trump decides to jump of the cliff, well, all the MAGAs and Latintrumpers will also take the leap of faith (jump) as well. In other words, Latintrumpers see, Latintrumpers do!

Also, the homeless voters have just become a powerful electorate force including the Latintrumpers who unsurprisingly voted for Trump so, he can conduct massive deportations of the undocumented and free the housing market, so more housing can be provided for the homeless. 

The Latino men who voted for the orange guy were eager for Trump to win, in order for him to deport their undesirable undocumented in-laws, especially their nagging mothers in-laws.

The DNC is now calling foul and are allegedly indicating that Trump stole the election in red states, but as it turned out, the Latino vote sold the soul of the Democrats out and went MAGA this time around (talking about an unprecedented evil and conniving move in the history of a two major party politics). The DNC has been looking under every brick and taco to see where of the more than 20M missing democrat voters went, because they might have decided not to vote for Harris. A major mystery to solve by the Democrats.

Trump admitted that his taco salad propaganda during the last few days of the election lured the majority of the Latino vote, including allowing a MAGA comedian call Puerto Rico, a floating Island of garbage, which many Boricuas seemed to agree with the comedian and decided to vote for Trump, since they're already residing in the U.S. and living off the government, according to a Trump MAGA campaign official source who wants to remain anonymous.

Undocumented immigrants in the U.S. paid $96.7B in taxes in 2022. With Trump MAGA massive deportations, Amerikkka will not longer collect taxes from the undocumented. 


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